Sunday, September 11, 2011

Facebook Etiquette 101: Do you plankheads know what the “photo tag” function is really for??

I never really understood why some people habitually tag their Facebook friends’ ID's to clothes, flowers, furniture, restaurant menus, dogs and cats... just about anything other than the persons themselves. It’s no wonder then, when you browse their photos in their Facebook profile, 90% of the tagged pictures show nothing but inanimate objects (the remaining 10% being dogs and cats), making you wonder if the poor buggers are even human.

When I browse a friend’s tagged photo, I expect to see just that - my friend’s face. Not Fifi her neighbour’s chihuahua, a pair of Prada stilettos that does not even belong to her, or a club sandwich on the TGIF menu.

So much for the Facebook developers taking all that trouble to build-in the automatic facial recognition feature (yes, people - in case you have not figured it out even after reading this far, you are supposed to tag your friends’ faces) in the photo tagging function. They may as well have saved themselves the trouble, and designed it to recognise a horse’s arse.

Yes, I know what these blockheads are going to say, “Oh, I tagged those pair of shoes to their ID, because I wanted to mention about it to them.” To which I respond thus, “If you are a regular-enough Facebook user to know how to tag someone in a photo, surely you are also familiar with the [@person’s ID] function in the comments text-box (if not, please go and learn).” That will just as certainly ensure that they get notified of your “mentioning them” in their e-mail Inbox, and it takes just as little effort to execute. For Pete’s sake, please learn to use your tools properly, as they were intended for.

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